megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis, via lmaoalien)

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

(via lmaoalien)

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

(via lmaoalien)

the-more-u-know:

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

reblogging for ^

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despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(via drop-it-like-its-a-horcrux)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via drop-it-like-its-a-horcrux)

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

(via drop-it-like-its-a-horcrux)

kagarishuusei:

by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body

(via im-murad)

cosbyykidd:

miroiterlapeau:

GOD WKWOWKWNKWNAMEBGXTCJANAMAKNAKANWOWWOWNW EHFGHQQBLW W

B R U H

cosbyykidd:

miroiterlapeau:

GOD WKWOWKWNKWNAMEBGXTCJANAMAKNAKANWOWWOWNW EHFGHQQBLW W

B R U H

(Source: conjecting, via uncolor3d)

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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(Source: mustardhamsters, via khiliel)

(Source: trumpetnoises, via im-murad)

"Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently."

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