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Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and followed them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”

I suffer from premature ejokulation, I sometimes don’t finish my

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How to get fat: A story of my life

How to get fat: A story of my life

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Pickup line: 

Stop! You have committed the crime of being too cute! Put your hands where I can hold them!

literally 90% of my posts

literally 90% of my posts

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bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

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wheelcher2:

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how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

Directions not clear. Almost choked on water bottle.

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mkaiser323:

the #1 way to make a girl mad on her period is to exist

And that’s how to lose 75% of your followers on tumblr