puns, puns everywhere

puns, puns everywhere

Tags: doctor who

Tags: doctor who

Tags: doctor who

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and followed them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”

I suffer from premature ejokulation, I sometimes don’t finish my

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How to get fat: A story of my life

How to get fat: A story of my life

Tags: asian dad meme

Pickup line: 

Stop! You have committed the crime of being too cute! Put your hands where I can hold them!