Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and followed them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”
I suffer from premature ejokulation, I sometimes don’t finish my
Stop! You have committed the crime of being too cute! Put your hands where I can hold them!
the #1 way to make a girl mad on her period is to exist
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